What's the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?

I mean really really awfully bad lyrics. Words that make you cringe with embarrasment when you hear them. Name the song, artist and give an example please.

What's the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
no guys i think i can beat all of that... and please note it goes with a dance... that involves kicking up ur legs...half russian and half square dancing... but the lyrics...WOW!





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out





And Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain.


(Dj Webstar)


And Clear It Out





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out





And Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain.


(DJ Webstar)





[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]


I Was On 119th In Lexington


Black Sidekick On The Nexington


Shorty Say Yo, I Look Left


And Then


I'm Like I Wanna Mess Wit Him





Let It Rain.(Let It Rain)


And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)


Let It Rain.(let It Rain)


And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)


Let It Rain.(Young B)


And Clear It Out(WebStar)


Let It Rain.(Yea Yea)


And Clear It Out(The Voice)





I Was On 114th At The Kingdom Game


Ag On The Mike Doin His Thing.


Walked In The Park, The Screamin Ma Name


Stop.....! Now Look At The Chain.





(Young B)


Let It Rain.


(Your Doin It Baby)


Clear It Out.


Let It Rain. Clear It Out.


(And I Don't Know, Maybe)


Let It Rain. Clear It Out.


(Just Do It Lady)


Let It Rain. Clear It Out.





I Was On 4-5th


In The Whippington.


Ears Naked. Wrist Was Glissing


Eyes Low Like I'm Blowing Piffington.


Girls Talk Slick


But They Whisperin





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. And Clear It Out





DJ WEBSTAR





And Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It


Lets Get It





Let It Rain. And Clear It Out


Let It Rain. Clear It Out





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Chicken Noodle Soup


Wit A Soda On The Side





Young B, Webstar And GTOT


Doin Our Thing.


It Comes Naturally


We Gettin, So We Fly


As Can Be


So All Ya'll Wack


Lables Stop Tryina Sign Me





All The World


Clear It Out


Uptown


Clear It Out


Downtown


Clear It Out


Eastside


Clear It Out


Westside


Clear It Out


WebStar


Clear It Out


G South


Clear It Out


Ma ***** Smooth


Clear It Out








Even Copying and pasting that made me shiver!!!! ITS WRONG!!! LETS PUT A STOP TO CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!
Reply:avril lavigne lastest song ....she as really sold out big time sucking on satans c.ock
Reply:Can I touch you there? by Michael Bolton. Nuff said really on that one, also Highly Strung by Spandau Ballet 'She used to be a diplomat but now she's down a laundromat'. Who on earth calls a launderette a laundromat anyway?
Reply:A punk rocker with flowers in her bloody hair...





A punk rocker doesn't wear flowers, that's a hippy, gggggrrrr... Get your history right girl. xxx
Reply:This is why I'm hot.





Terrible.
Reply:Aqua


Barbie Girl





- Hi Barbie!


- Hi Ken!


- You wanna go for a ride?


- Sure, Ken!


- Jump in!


- Ha ha ha ha!





I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world


Life in plastic, it's fantastic


You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


Imagination, life is your creation





Come on, Barbie, let's go party





I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world


Life in plastic, it's fantastic


You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


Imagination, life is your creation





I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world


Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie


You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain


Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky





You can touch, you can play


You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa





I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world


Life in plastic, it's fantastic


You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


Imagination, life is your creation





Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh





Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please


I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees


Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again


Hit the town, fool around, let's go party





You can touch, you can play


You can say I'm always yours


You can touch, you can play


You can say I'm always yours





Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh





I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world


Life in plastic, it's fantastic


You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


Imagination, life is your creation





I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world


Life in plastic, it's fantastic


You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


Imagination, life is your creation





Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh





- Oh, I'm having so much fun!


- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!


- Oh, I love you Ken!
Reply:Well I've been to the year 3000


Not much has changed but we live under water


(NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED!!)


And your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine


(GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER WOULD ONLY TAKE US TO ABOUT 2100 AT THE MOST)





Busted - Year 3000.





Not very well thought out!!!
Reply:Snap's Rhythm is a Dancer - I'm as serious as a cancer, when I say that rhythm is a dancer !!!! What the hell...
Reply:Macarthur Park by Donna Summer.


Someone left the cake out in the rain


I don't think that I can take it


'cause it took so long to bake it


and I'll never get that recipe again...oh no.


It gets much worse after that it is absolute rubbish.
Reply:Crazy Frog - Axel F. I mean, what's the point?!?
Reply:I saw this band live- they were called 'Clinic', and the song was called 'Magic Boots'... all the singer did was stand under a flashing strobe light and shout out 'Magic boots!' over and over again...





In a way though, that was one of their best songs, because you couldn't hear what they were saying at all on the others...





Hey! Blister in the Sun is a great song! Off the first album... 'Let me go on, like a blister in the sun... let me go o-on, big hands I know you're the one!' It's nerd rock...
Reply:Flaming Lips, She don't use jelly.





I know a girl who thinks of ghosts


Shell make ya breakfast


Shell make ya toast


She dont use butter


She dont use cheese


She dont use jelly


Or any of these


She uses vaseline


Vaseline


Vaseline





I know a guy who goes to shows


When hes at home and he blows his nose


He dont use tissues or his sleeve


He dont use napkins or any of these


He uses magazines


Magazines


Magazines


Magazines


Magazines





I know a girl who reminds me of cher


(reminds me of cher)


Shes always changing


(shes always changing)


The color of her hair


(color of her hair)


She dont use nothing


That ya buy at the store


She likes her hair to be real orange


She uses tangerines
Reply:phuck sake, none are worst,


they are all good, some better than others
Reply:yeah i have 2 agree with Joanne W..........punkrockers dont wear flowers in their hair!!!!!!! actually does anyone(Apart from weddings???) lol
Reply:U CAN'T GET WORSE THAN "I WANT CANDY" ITS SOOOO ANNOYING!!
Reply:Song..Blister in the sun


Group...Violent Femmes


Lyrics...Let me go on like a blister in the sun let me go on..big hands I know you're the one...body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why....
Reply:Britains Eurovision entry - by Scooch
Reply:no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits!
Reply:The new Natasha Bedingfield song makes me cringe!!


The chorus anyways:





All you hear is


"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"


Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip


Uh uh uh uh uh uh


Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout


Whoops! Did I say it out loud?


Did you find out? (oow yeah)


I wanna have your babies


You're serious like crazy


I wanna have your babies


I see 'em springing up like daisies





And Kylie's can't get you out of my head song - lyrically is rubbish..though the song is annoyingly catchy -_-


Again here's the chorus:





La la la la la la la la


La la la la la la la la


La la la la la la la la


La la la la la la la la





I just can’t get you out of my head


Boy your lovin’ is all I think about


I just can’t get you out of my head


Boy it’s more than I dare to think about





La la la la la la la la


La la la la la la la la





=)