What are your favourite misheard song lyrics?

Mine is in the song "Strong" by Robbie Williams. The lyrics are: "In the morning when I wake up, I look like Kiss but without the make-up".





I heard: "In the morning when I wake up, I look like Casper but without the make-up"!! (As in the friendly ghost!!)





Which song lyrics have you famously misheard?

What are your favourite misheard song lyrics?
Jamelia - Beware of the Dog.





Actual line is 'Stop, you better shake him off'





I hear 'Stop, you better shake your muff'........
Reply:There was a song many years ago by Mannfred Mann's Earth Band called "Blinded By the Light". It's a very strange song. The words are, "rewed up like a deuce, another runner in the night".





Everyone swore that it was, "wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night".





I still don't know what exactly what the words mean though.
Reply:Sting "These are The Soul Cages" misheard as The Sulk Ages





George Benson In Your Eyes


In your eyes, I can see my dream's reflections


In your eyes, found the answers to my questions


In your eyes, I can see the reasons why our love's alive


In your eyes, we're drifting safely back to shore


And I think I've finally learned to love you more





Misheard as "In your arrse...."
Reply:Blinded by the Light, Manfred Man.





Revved up like a deuce.





I don't know a single person who hears it that way, and I'm not sure if putting what people hear is appropriate but if you know the line you know the way it's misheard.
Reply:Louie Louie- The Kingsman


The whole song is just one big "misheard" lyric.


Innagadadavita is another great one. (In the Garden of Eden- Iron Butterfly)
Reply:Shane Ward: You leave me breathless


I always understood breakfast and what a rubbish song to sing about breakfast (the real lyrics don't improve it significantly...)
Reply:this aint a scene it's an arms race by fall out boy


it's so funny check it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf...
Reply:Chiquitita by Abba





Take you're teeth out instead of Chiquitita it was the way they didn't quite sound the words properly being Swedish and all that.
Reply:my son with queens we will rock you,he sang we will achoo....also vera lynns blue birds over the white cliffs of dover,liamms version is there will be blue birds over the white clips of dough bar.
Reply:Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze





The actual words


Scuze me while i kiss the sky





my friend's version


scuze me while i kiss this guy
Reply:Fear Factory, New Breed - actual lyrics-Born, Bred, Beaten





Misheard- Wobbly Toy





Honestly listen to it!
Reply:Heathcliff, bring me my coffee (cafe)





Actual: Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
Reply:Macy Gray - I wear goggles when you are not here, actually My world crumbles when you are not here





and from a hymn





Gladly my cross-eyed bear (Glady my cross I'd bear)
Reply:"There's a bathroom on the right." Is actually, "there's a bad moon on the right", by CCR.
Reply:Queen - A Kind of Magic





Wrong ones - This rave that lasts a thousand years





This rage that lasts a thousand years
Reply:"like a nine stone cowboy" it should have been "like a rhinstone cowboy" by Glen Cambell".
Reply:Chicken tikka you and I know..... Abba
Reply:Will Youngs,


I think I better leave right now.


I hear this as I think I'd better deep fry now.

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