What song lyrics best represents the Functionalist, Conflict and Interactionist theory for sociology?

I'm trying to find a song that fits all three. Have any suggestions

What song lyrics best represents the Functionalist, Conflict and Interactionist theory for sociology?
SCREWED by Paris Hilton





I'm screwed





Please don't let it begin


You're under my skin


Same old story


Boys meets girl and she falls much harder than him





Baby, where's the glory


If all night, all night, you're attention's not mine


Please don't let it being


You're under my skin


It's a sin cause you're starting to win





Since I'm already screwed


Here's a message to you


My heart's wide open


I'm just not getting through to the lover in you


Yet I'm still hoping


That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights


And give me a little more room just to prove it to you


What do I gotta do?





Just push her aside


She's not your type


So cliché when a boy falls under the spell


Of a woman from hell


It's hard to take cause


Tonight, tonight, you could have found out I might


Have been the girl of your dreams


Baby, you might have seen what it means just to really be free





Since I'm already screwed


Here's a message to you


My heart's wide open


I'm just not getting through to the lover in you


Yet I'm still hoping


That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights


And give me a little more room just to prove it to you


What do I gotta do?





Tell me that you do


Tell me that you do


Tell me that you wanna take my number


There will come a day


An easy day in May or a storm in mid December


When you need someone just to have a little fun


I could be the perfect girl for you


When you need someone just to have a little fun


I could be the perfect girl for you to love





Since I'm already screwed


Here's a message to you


My heart's wide open


I'm just not getting through to the lover in you


Yet I'm still hoping


That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights


And give me a little more room just to prove it to you


What do I gotta do?





Since I'm already screwed


Here's a message to you


My heart's wide open


I'm just not getting through to the lover in you


Yet I'm still hoping


That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights


And give me a little more room just to prove it to you


What do I gotta do?
Reply:Puff the magic dragon!

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