Looking for Song Lyrics to a comedy song that goes "I wear the pants in my family . . . when she lets me."

It might be by Rev. Billy C. Wirtz or some one similar. It is a song that goes on and on with funny lyrics about a man and wife where he brags about running the house, but is very cuckoled. Usually something you would hear on morning radio.

Looking for Song Lyrics to a comedy song that goes "I wear the pants in my family . . . when she lets me."
The Man Song by Rodney Carrington





Ladies and Gentlemen,


The Man Song!





(He's the man!)


(He's the man!)





I don't take no crap from anybody


[else but you]


I wear the pants around here


[when I finish with your laundry]


Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight


[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]


I'm the man of this house


[until you get home]





(He's the man!)


(He's the man!)





What I say goes around here


[right out the window]


and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining


[so I'll shut up]


The sooner you learn who's Boss around here


[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]


Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here


[but it's all in my head]





(He's the man!)


(He's the man!)





And I can have sex anytime


[that you want it]


Coz I'm a man who has needs


[but there not that important]


And don't expect any flowers from me


[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]


I'm the King of my castle


[when you're not around]





(He's the man!)


(He's the man!)





And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna


[get in trouble]


And I'll come home when I'm good and ready


[to sleep on the couch]


Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do


[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]


Because I'm Top dog around here


[but I've been neutered]





(He's the man!)


(He's the man!)





(You the man!)
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